ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Randomize
