I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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