Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
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Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Dignity is for republicans.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
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Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
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