Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.