His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
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youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
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I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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