Dude you don't even follow my twitter
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.