It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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