If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
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Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
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I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
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