sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
my mouth tastes like poor choices
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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