She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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