I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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