Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
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omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
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Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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