it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
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