Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
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if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
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I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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