thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
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Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
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Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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