what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Randomize
