we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
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I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
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I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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