dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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