Have you finally orgasmed yet?
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
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Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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