Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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