I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
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My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
The adults are the big ones right?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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