What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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