i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
