Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
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It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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