Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
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This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
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I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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