i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
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She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
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Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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