i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
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He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
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Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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