Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
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Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
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He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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