Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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