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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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