There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
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I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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