we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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