didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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