it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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