we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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