So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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