Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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