Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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