Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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