doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
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I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
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Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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