Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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