ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
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so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
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The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
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