I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
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he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
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I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
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