She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
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Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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