For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
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My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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