its not stalking. its research.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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