i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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