Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
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Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.