just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
she pinky promised me she was 18
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
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I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
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Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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