Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
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I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
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My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party