let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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