Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
We have started to decorate penises.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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