The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
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I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
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I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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