Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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