there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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