Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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