Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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