I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
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Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
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Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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