I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
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And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
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I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
How does it feel to date your dad?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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