Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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