You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
