Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
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I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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