Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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